(Source: boringgal, via date)

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"If I met you in real life…" Finish it in my ask.

(via xxxlyssapooxxx)

"Breathe. Focus. Try again."

what every student should hear from time to time (via medschoolandthreequarters)

(via xxxlyssapooxxx)

teletubbitch:

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

rowdy-as-fuck

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via co-ver)

solikoi:

This may be my new favorite picture on the Internet.

(Source: if-love-is-all-you-had, via twerkemon-gotta-twerk-em-all)

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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via shortsidestory)